Alpacas

Alpacas’ fur so soft and fluffly.
Their tails are extra puffy.
Pet them carefully, they might bite.
Seeming nice, but they’re really not polite.
Giggling noises while prancing around.
It may seem girly but that’s their sound.
Feed them lots of food,
And there will be no feuds.
You may think it’s love at first sight.
But before you know you’ll be in a fight.
It’s hard to gain friendship,
When the alpacas’ teeth have a grip.
Why can’t we be friends?
Just start over and make amends.
With a creature as cute as you,
My love for you can only be true.